OK, I've put down three rather mushy posts in one sitting. Time to lighten up.
And I know if no better way to do this then to quote from P. G. Wodehouse. Here's a couple of completely random ones - for no reason at all:
"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."
Bertie: And if *that* doesn't leave me without a stain on my conscience, then I don't know *what* it doesn't leave me without a stain on.